[Official] Corrupt A Wish Game!

yeap. Granted. But you forget the next day. I wish to get better at Paint.net

Granted, but you bought them online, the shipment delayed and it never came. I wish for a Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich but with no peanut or jelly.

Granted.But your "Bread" disappears as well. I wish to have a good long shit that'll relax me after

Granted. But then after the shit you stunk up the whole washroom. I wish for hacks.

You wish for hacks that stop you from playing this game. GG noob. I wish to know who's anglesy?

Granted. But then she stalked you and begged to marry you. I wish for a spicy lettuce chicken wrapped in a two pattys without the lettuce and the spicyness and the chicken.

Granted. They disappeared because they spontaneously Combusted. I wish for Porn

Granted, but you see blood coming out of the dick and pussy, you were horrified and never want to watch porn again. I wish for gel pens.

Granted. But they were actually Ejaculation Pens. I wish for a dick costume for halloween

Granted. But someone got horny and started hugging you up and down. I wish for Anne to fuck me.

Granted. This is why they say sex before marriage. She see's you have no dick and refuses to ever talk to you again . I wish for kimchi, spicy salmon roll and a nestea.

Granted. But u get a bill for 999999999999999999 dollars and you can't pay and become bill gate's personal sex slave. I wish to make a company called 1337

Granted. But your company gets sued for being too 1337 in everything! I wish for some gum.

Granted. But the gum you get is Hiv/Aids flavoured and you catch Hiv/Aids. I wish for milk and cookies =3

Granted. But they were baked by the worlds greatest cook. I wish for a pony!


Edit: Woops LOL! I meant to say the world's worst cook.

How is that corrupted? Go on msn. Granted. But the Pony Eats Hay and books it from his owner Darius. I wish for School Supples 8D

Granted. But then you picked up the pencil and purposely tried to go emo on yourself. I wish for the day to pass right now. ( aka March 20 to 21 )

Granted. But after that time skip it went straight to 200000010 and we all died o.o. I wish for a new ipod o.o

Granted. But then it malfunctioned and continuously played the song "Fergalicious" at full volume. I wish Harry would post in other sections also, besides always posting in this section.

Granted. But he posts everywhere with Spam instead (and yes i do post in other topics lol...)
i wish that Darius would stop assuming things about me... cuz everytime you do, a lil piece of me dies T~T fine you can be a Sexy Man-Beast too o.o

Granted. But then he assumes things about other people. I wish Harry would stop calling me by my real name! I'M AZURESKY! THE ONE AND ONLY AZURESKY! REMEMBER THE NAME! (Hehe I love that song)

Lmao... Granted. But He calls you His Old Guild name instead AzureSky =3 I wish to make my old Guildie AzureSky Again or previously Named After AzureSky Azurenight

Granted. But me (AzureSky) couldn't stand it and killed AzureNight his counterpart. I wish I could read people's mind.

Granted. But all people thought we're "screaming" and u got a headache And died eventually. I wish to be naruto characters but instead of jutsus C-walking moves

Granted. But then Orochimaru said he'd give you power if you came with him and then he raped you and stole all of it! I wish for lots of trees in my backyard.