[Official] Corrupt A Wish Game!

Granted. But i destroyed them all with Fire Magik. I wish for daniel to have 9999999999 Dicks and be the Dick Monster of the city.

Granted. There is not a "but" in that, its total chaos enough. I wish for Krabby Patties.

Granted. But instead you got Crabs in patties. I wish wings!

Granted but you didn't know how to work them and you flew into somebody's washroom therefore getting you arrested. I wish for Super Strength.

Granted. But to get that super strength, God gave you steroids and that made your balls shrink and that caused you to be less of a man in front of girls. I wish for a signature super special awesome deadly unique weapon.

Granted. But that weapon only caused you to go crazy and end this world so god decided to punish you in hell. Awesome sig there is no BUT so can I make you one?
I wish to go walk downtown with the girl of my dreams

Off Topic: "Awesome sig there is no BUT so can I make you one?" I didn't get that sentence. I only understood the part about you making me one. Sure! I'd like one with an anime girl and boy in a serene romantic scene together and with the words "Let's write a Symphony" in some romantic handwritinish font.

Dayum, I have everything ready =D oh and update your profile, Profile > Scroll Down > Full Name > Enjoy!

Okay dokay Mr. YouNeek!

Thanks to whoever suggested that ^^

Symph suggested it!

Thanks symph! No thanks to Darius >__>

Ahh hell both of them are me! I get double the credit then!

OH PSH. You win that round

Woot! Another party at my house!

There aren't ever enough parties when Darius is around

Wait... I'm so brain-dead right now I can't tell if that's a diss or a compliment. Right now I'll take it as a diss cause you had a smiley-face.

Lol its neither I think

Ahhh I see! Well my stomach hurts!

Then take a shit

LOL I might just do that. Anyways I forgot to say the wish!
I wish I could teleport my self anywhere in the world like in Jumper.